[03-14] 【分享】 中国式英语

筱月婵雪

主题：【分享】 中国式英语 作者: 光辉岁月bbs1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿
2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！
together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have
nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝
6．you me you me 彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！
8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知...
9．WATCH SISTER 表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too!
　 小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
　　 要钱没有，要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。你有两下
19. kill two bird with one stone 一石二鸟
20. 做早操：do morning f u c k


21. 日照香炉生紫烟
遥看瀑布挂前川
飞流直下三千尺
疑是银河落九天
The sunshine censer livings the purple smoke
The Faraway sees the waterfalls hang the ex- River
Fly to flow to keep the next 3,000 Chinese footses
The Question is a Milky Way to fall nine days


22.北国风光，Northland landscape,

千里冰封，A long distance ice seal,

万里雪飘。Ten thousand miles snow float.

望长城内外，Hope the outside inside the Great Wall
惟余莽莽；However remaining is vast
大河上下，Big river top and bottom,

顿失滔滔。Lose surging.

山舞银蛇，原驰蜡象At first wax elephant of Comprehensiveness ，
欲与天公试比高。Want to try the ratio with a Mr. high
须晴日，The beard a sunny day
看红装素裹，See red to pack the vegetable to bind,
分外妖娆？Is the cent outside flirtatious?
江山如此多娇，So many Beautyof river's mountain,
引无数英雄竞折腰。Lead numerous hero ALL bow in courtesies.
惜秦皇汉武，Cherish QIN2 HUANG2 MR.WU ,
略输文采；Lose the literary grace slightly;
唐宗宋祖，A MR. ZONG of MR.ZU,
稍逊风骚。Slightly lousy coquettish.
一代天骄，A Pride of generation,
成吉思汗，Genghis Khan,
只识弯弓射大雕。Know the curved bow to shoot the big Bird only.
俱往矣，The All goes toward the Death ,
数风流人物，Count the romantic person,
还看今朝! Still see today!

Tom

你这是  play big knife before Guan Gong   

关公面前耍大刀  西西

sdalin168

太中国化了

西装达摩

So cool。。。